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The staff at zombiedefense.org is constantly updating this site with the latest research, the most disturbing references, and the most terrifying reviews. We'll do our best to make sure that you're kept abreast of the most relevant data. Please check back often.Rev. Shaun K. Whitney
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October 1, 2008
In celebration of Rosh Hashanah and the end of our Paul Newman undeath watch, we've decided to reveal the softer side of zd.o, by adding a link to a few legitimate naked photos of Sarah Palin's husband. February 16, 2008 We thought we'd already addressed questions regarding post-ZH0H transportation, but evidently we needed to clarify our position. February 15, 2008 Even a blind squirrel gets laid every now and then. Check out the glossary - we've added blood puppet, brain buffet, and chub rub. December 12, 2007 It's taken us almost a month to recover from our forum disaster, but it's finally done. Oh, while we were at it, we added a band by the name of Black Jesus Constant to our links page. May their cores never soften. November 19, 2007 We've been hacked by Adamson, again. Bear with us while we unfuck our forum. October 9, 2007 Due to the overwhelming response we received from a poll we posted on the forum about 2 years ago, we've added a few new female friendly garments to our CafePress selection. If you have a request for a shirt based on your favorite piece of zd.o art, send us an e-mail at admin@zombiedefense.org. October 5, 2007 Occasionally, we get so many requests for a specific weapon review that we have no choice but to persue the requisite research. Today was one of those days, so we finally added the weapon review for zombie shackled to live Siberian tiger to the weapon reviews section. August 17, 2007 After a lengthy hiatus in Death Valley, we finally returned to civilization...and decided to answer the e-mail Roman sent us, in April. April 7, 2007 Maria managed to slip us a blooper reel of sorts from Dr. Hawking. It's entitled "Broken Voicebox," and you can find it on the Multimedia page. April 6, 2007 Dr. Hawking has finally resurfaced. We're pretty sure you won't be able to guess where he's been. Wait - did you guess the bottom of the Adriatic Sea? I guess we were wrong. Dead wrong. Regardless, the Multimedia page has the details. Let's just say there's a time machine involved. March 22, 2007 Our Multimedia page now contains a link to Miss Coote's Confession's live, full-band performance of ZOMBLOR. Download it quickly before the government intercedes. November 3b, 2006 Our resident cultural anthropologist, Molly Hodgdon, has taken one for the team again. I'm not sure what that means, but her fierce analysis of threadless.com's "In Case of Zombies" t-shirt is worth checking out. November 3a, 2006 Added a drawing of Dr. Stephen Hawking to the Multimedia page and a drawing of an extremely tall zombie (or ballor) to the clinical research article entitled "Dealing with Non-Standard Undead: A Primer." November 2, 2006 Added drawings to the following location studies: Amusement Park and Primary School Facilities. Also added a drawing for Drew Mendenhall's biography and the About Us page. October 19, 2006 We now have a weapon review posted for giant asteroids in the weapon reviews section. There is *not* an Aerosmith soundtrack to this entry. October 18, 2006 Harry Potter who? We now have a weapon review posted for maajik in the weapon reviews section. October 16, 2006 W00T! We now have merchandise ("Yes, I'm a fucking hero" shirts, decorative wall clocks, postage stamps, and the first ever zd.o thong) for sale at cafepress.com. Check it out at www.cafepress.com/zdo. October 5, 2006 Evidently, someone finally found the keys to the weapon testing facility. Check out our latest weapon review on urinary tract infections in the weapon reviews section. September 30, 2006 Something bad almost always happens when FA-1397 gets bored. This morning was no exception. Many of you skip our disclaimerish index page, and head straight to the meaty epicenter of our zombloric arcana. We don't blame you, but we do have a new index page. September 18, 2006 No, I won't sack down. No, I won't sack down. You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but I'll stand my ground. And I won't sack down. September 16, 2006 zd.o is proud to feature the audio journals of Deep Blue. "His" introduction can be found within the multimedia portion of the site. September 15, 2006 If Undead Molly's writing a blog, you can be damn sure we're going to link to it. September 4, 2006 Labor Day? Fuck you - They Are Coming. zd.o's round-the-clock vigil to protect you and your family takes a new turn with the addition of our Links page. If you know of a site that needs to be added, let us know with an email to admin@zombiedefense.org. September 2, 2006 Dr. Hawking, disappointed with his previous efforts, has delivered a new welcome. Head back to the Multimedia page, and take a new listen to "Dr. Hawking's Welcome." He is a doctor, after all. August 26, 2006 JonboiAZ has stoked Dr. Hawking's ire with a controversial post on the zd.o forum. Hear what the D-O-C has to say about it. It's on like Gary Birdsong. August 23, 2006 Um... Something is terribly wrong with Dr. Hawking. Check out his latest mp3 on the Multimedia page. August 10, 2006 While surveying the cosmos with Dr. Hawking's spectroscopy goggles, Field Agent 1397 made a startling discovery at the heart of the Crab Nebula: PSR B0531+21 has a motherfucking posse. And, speaking of nebulae, we've finally determined whether or not zombies can climb trees. August 9, 2006 Stephen Hawking's no quitter. His tiny body, withered by the ravages of ALS, continues to bring the heat. Two new podcasts are posted on the Multimedia page. Get them while they still smell like disinfectant. August 8, 2006 World reknowned astro-physicist Stephen Hawking has finally come aboard the USS Shamblor. He's worked out some plans we should all be aware of. Check out the new podcasts on the Multimedia page for details. August 4, 2006 The Zombie Fucking lab has finally come through with the answer to your question, Tyler. August 2, 2006 The zd.o historical philology department has been running their custom built Tandy 1003 overtime, analyzing the latest in anti-zombie gangland slang. Sadly, they managed to tardhand the process, and half of their three-man department was killed. July 31, 2006 For your edification, Field Agent 1397 has analyzed Tomoo Haraguchi-san's Kibakichi 2 and much to the chagrin of Mary Lou Retton, our tireless research mechanismo has finally defined the term magic user. July 27, 2006 The glossary's been updated with some critical new phrases - bumblebee, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, and retard. May 30, 2006 New weapon reviews added - the foreign legion and true love. May 26, 2006 Thoughts of ghost-zharks flying through space keeping you up at night? Head on over to the Q and A page to see why shark biologists are totally fucking awesome. April 7, 2006 OK, so you've been thinking about having a zombie-themed Easter party but hadn't made an invitation yet. Well, look no further than our Multimedia page. March 31, 2006 zd.o is always running low on qualified interns. Podcast 3 recounts a recent intern-view. The Multimedia page contains all relevant documentation. March 22, 2006 Technology, in addition to killing music, is also occasionally useful at re-killing shamblors. More details are available on our Clinical Research page. March 18, 2006 Ever wanted to repel zombies and attract followers of Scientology? We've got the answer to that question on the Q&A section of the site. March 11, 2006 Ever wanted to know how our zombie research is going here at zd.o? God knows our investors do. The latest podcast on the Multimedia page likely won't tell you a damn thing, but we think it may just be what you were looking for. March 1, 2006 We've reviewed Dr. Romero's latest, and it has led us to believe that we may all be fucked. Do you want to learn more? February 28, 2006 A recent spate of activity in our weapons lab has depleted our hobo inventory, filled up almost all of the unmarked graves in the back lot, and created five more weapon reviews for your perusal. Marvel at the pool noodle, the light punch, the medium punch, the hard punch, and the mythical dragon punch. God bless the second amendment! February 25, 2006 By popular demand, you can now purchase all your preparedness equipment (t-shirts, stickers, and buttons) here. In addition, we've added a review for Stephen King's new novel Cell to the media analysis portion of the site. February 25, 2006 We know that you all crave multiple types of stimuli. Accordingly, we have created a Multimedia section to aid your preparedness activities. February 10, 2006 Our experts have weighed in on four more of your questions on the Question and Answer portion of the site. February 9, 2006 Addition of a new locale review for a generic Comic Shop to the tactical considerations portion of the site. January 28, 2006 Addition of one new weapon review Globe, Standard to the weapon reviews portion of the site. January 27, 2006 Following this year's APADS study, addition of disappointing findings on Korea to the clinical research portion of the site. January 26, 2006 Addition of one new weapon review Globe, Golden to the weapon reviews portion of the site. January 25, 2006 Addition of one new weapon review Globe, Snow to the weapon reviews portion of the site. January 22, 2006 Addition of four new weapon reviews (Spray, Anti-Zombie; Boomerang; Katamari; and Powder, Gold Bond Triple-Action Medicated) to the weapon reviews portion of the site. January 16, 2006 Addition of two new weapon reviews (Animals, Animated Jive-Talking and Animals, Various) to the weapon reviews portion of the site. January 15, 2006 Addition of a review of Shaun of the Dead to the media analysis portion of the site. January 13, 2006 Addition of alarming findings about Japan to the clinical research portion of the site. January 8, 2006 Addition of common snack indices to the clinical research portion of the site. January 7, 2006 Addition of new illustrations for ZPQ, zombolitics, multi-story office building, japanese steakhouse, private caribbean island, fast food restaurant, the Black Jesus Constant, floor snapper, and snack radius. January 6, 2006 Addition of new correspondence to the q&a portion of the site. January 1, 2006 Addition of portrait and biography for zd.o founding member Robert J. Bingham to the about portion of the site. December 27, 2005 Addition of essay on the pop group the Zombies to the media analysis portion of the site. December 18, 2005 Addition of "Fast Food Restaurant" to the tactical considerations portion of the site. |
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