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Survival Gear It's the little zombie that could.  Keep on trying, 'lil brudda.

Survival in a world inhabited by packs of roving rot boxes will not be easy. If you have thoroughly reviewed this site you will be more prepared than most other breathers to survive in this new world. While cool wit will always prove to be your best survival tool, the zd.o labs will always strive to offer to you, the consumer/survivor, the best selection and highest quality paraphernalia to assist your continued life.

We now have some merchandise for sale on our CafePress site. Please be aware that the non-wearable merchandise we offer on CafePress is the l337 hotness. Those of you looking for semi-l337, glorified iron-on fuck shirts should also find some satisfaction. Check it out.

www.cafepress.com/zdo

Available Items - Constantly updated as stocks change

T-Shirts

All the leaves are brown, and this shirt is gray. All the leaves are brown, and this shirt is notably grayer.
front - back front - back


$16 for S-XL, $18 for XXL

We're offering two styles: black ink on brainstem gray and white ink on charnel house charcoal. The front features the almost superheroic iconic logo, while the back is an admonition to the populace to get their collective asses in line. All shirts are Hanes heavyweight tagless tees.
SORRY, KIDS. WE'RE ALL OUT OF OUR CLASSIC DESIGN. KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED - MORE MAY BE COMING SOON. WHILE YOU'RE WAITING, PLEASE BUY A BUNCH OF SHIT FROM OUR CAFEPRESS SITE.

Stickers

$2 each, $4 for a pack of five, or $1 each with any other purchase.

No offense, but you'll need at least six or seven of these to cover up the "Seven Mary Three" sticker on your guitar case, Mr. Rockstar. These 3 1/2 inch vinyl stickers are excellent for all of your adhesive needs.
WARNING: This sticker is not for use as an oral stimulant.


This is really for those in the military.  When Drill Seargent Smith asks you 'Are you some kind of hero?' you just shout 'SIR! YES SIR!' and point to the crotch of your dress blues, where this button is carefully affixed. Buttons

$4 for a pack of five, $1 each with any other purchase.

An instant classic - let there be no mistake about your preparedness and leadership ability. Perfect for work or med school interviews. These 1 1/2 inch buttons are sure to please.
APPLICATION 01 APPLICATION 02


The "Victory in Jesus Christ" Combo Special

One stylish T-Shirt, one heroic button, and a sticky sticker all for the low price of $17.50 (S-XL) or 19.50 for fatties (XXL).


Ordering Information

When ordering t-shirts please specify size.

All prices include postage within the US. When ordering a shirt to be shipped internationally, please add $4.00 US per shirt to the final price.

Make check/money order payable in US dollars to “zombie defense” and mail to:

zombiedefense.org
P.O. Box 6667
High Point, NC 27262

Alternately, if you wish to pay via Paypal, all you’ll need to remember is the email address “orders@zombiedefense.org”.

In order to limit government interference, we're currently not using "shopping cart" technology. Simply use the prices below to calculate your total. Make sure that what you're ordering is clearly denoted in your order.

Orders will be shipped within 1 week of payment. All inquiries regarding orders for shirts be directed towards the snail mail address above OR to orders@zombiedefense.org.



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