When the zombies strike, there's no substitute for the most powerful weapon in the world - knowledge (by which I mean "large caliber handgun"). Regardless, the research labs at zd.o's sprawling complex continue to produce cutting-edge information valuable to even the most limited would-be survivalist.
Rev. Shaun K. Whitney
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Preparedness 101: The Zombie Pop Quiz Practice makes perfect... or at least a slightly reduced chance of having one's nose shorn off by shamblic incisors. The Ethics of Zombie Destruction For the last time: once she tries to claw the grey matter out of your head, she's not your mom anymore. Fear the Zhark (or Shamblark) Normal sharks are terrifying and dangerous. Zombie sharks? Hilarious and dangerous. Zombolitics In our increasingly polarized society, it's important to remember that the democrats are a bunch of pussies. A Guide to "Unliving Wills" Don't let your family decide. They haven't read "The Ethics of Zombie Destruction." Dealing with Non-Standard Undead: A Primer Just like the puppets in "It's a Small, Small World," zombies come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Just like the puppets in "It's a Small, Small World," zombies all equally hunger for flesh. The Cruelest Cut - Society's Colloquial Mockery of Undead Dangers The boy who cried wolf got eaten. If he didn't get eaten by wolves, he'll surely be eaten when the zombies come. He's just a boy, after all. PROJECT RADAGAST - What If the Necropalypse Occurs While I’m in the Company of a Skilled Wild Animal Trainer? What if the above referenced wolf was on your side? What’s for dinner now? A post-necropalypse cookbook You don't need to set your gourmet aspirations aside just because corpses want to eat you. Suggested Supplies for Survival Post-ZH0H Being prepared has never been more important (except for that time when you stuck a condom in your wallet because you thought that girl was "easy." She showed you, didn't she? You're such a jerk.). The Cremation Association of North America - Statistics for the US and Canada Fuck it! You know Granny always loved a barbeque. The Snack Index - A Useful Tool What would zombies like to eat first: a giant wolf, Bea Arthur, or some broken glass? zd.o White Paper #11 – Project Redpath: The effect if Takeru Kobayashi undergoes zombification. Is the land of the rising sun actually the land of the dawning necropalypse? Korea: Fuck 'Em While other Asian countries are running around, actively preparing for the dark times ahead, Korea just keeps screwing around. We're done trying to save them. Fuck you, Korea. |
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